Note to self - don't take Charlotte shopping on an empty stomach

Thursday is our weekly shopping day. For the last few weeks I have done this by myself but Charlotte's Uncle got married today so she had the afternoon off. After the ceremony, a very intimate do, we went shopping. As always we had a list, (bread, milk, jam, butter, shower gel for me, tissues, ice cream, yogurts, potatoes, rolls and we each have £3 to spend on stuff for ourselves). It didn't go to plan. After having a small debate about the butter, I wanted to get the bigger pack for better value but Charlotte insisted we couldn't afford it, we carried on around the shop. Charlotte picked up £3 of flying saucers and then asked if we could get some popcorn, then we got some biscuits (these were my £3's worth), apple turnovers, creme eggs and strawberry cornetto's. At this point I questionned her as to why we couldn't afford to save money by buying a bigger pack of butter but we could afford to buy all the extra junk food, at which point she told me that she was hungry. I should have figured as she didn't have any breakfast and someone forgot to make her lunch to take to work with her and as she had to be there at 8 she didn't have time to make it herself.

So the moral of the story is feed your wife before you take her shopping.

There's more than one way to shave a dog!

A very windy night
After dinner Sunday night, pork, roast potatoes & parsnips, carrots, peas, sweetcorn, yorkshire pudding & gravy, I started having terrible stomach pains, this carried on until after I'd gone to bed and was accompanied by lot's of gas, unfortunately for my wife. Between that and the terrible wind blowing around in the garden, knocking over our table and tearing our neighbours bike cover off, I took a long time to get off to sleep.
 
Signing On!
Despite the fact that I knew that I would be starting my new job this week I still had to Sign On, for the 1st and last time (hopefully), so at 11.30 I wrapped up warm and braved the weather to go to the job centre, I arrived at 11.50 and went to let them know I was there, as my appointment was between 12 & 12.30 I was told I had to wait until 12 before letting them know I was there, how fucking ridiculous, nonetheless I sat down and waited. At 12 I went back to the desk to let them know I was there and was sent to sit in another waiting area, which I could have been sitting in 10 minutes earlier. Bloody bureaucracy. Despite being 10 minutes early I wasn't seen until 12.20 at which point I signed on and signed off and went down in history as the shortest claimant this year.
 
No good cause.
I got a call late Tuesday and I start my new job next Monday which is a slight problem as I stopped my Job-Seekers claim from Tuesday so will be a week short on my money! D'oh the wife told me I should have waited. I also received a letter telling me that my application to back date my Job-Seekers Allowance had been rejected as I have shown 'No good cause for the delay in applying.' Me and the wife disagree, I ceased my previous job on the 10th February and I was planning to start my application on the following Monday, the 13th. However on the 12th I received a call from my new employer offering me the job. So I decided not to complete the application, my new employer however had some issues with the exiting employee which prevented me from being formally offered the job. I believed that these would be resolved sooner than they were so decided I didn't need to claim, however once it became clear that I would not start this job in time to be paid in March I felt I needed to claim. I did so on the 27th February and completed the section to apply for backdating as I felt I should be entitled to claim from the date I stopped work. This section consisted of 200 characters in which I was supposed to justify why I should get this. To put this in perspective my last sentence was 98 characters, so I wonder if anyone could justify anything in that space. So an appeal will be submitted and an independent tribunal will be held where surely I will have to justify in no more than 50 words why Job-Seekers Allowance Decision-Makers are useless.
 
25 year old's.
Sorry that should read 20 x 5 year olds. Monday is my nephews 5th birthday so on Saturday Charlotte and I went to his birthday party to act as adult supervision. The party was at a sports centre and was a soft play and bouncy castle party, so adult supervision consisted of bouncing on the bouncy castle and making sure the kids weren't getting bored. As I said it was a 5 year old's birthday party and all of his friends were 5 or below and there were about 15 of them in the end. After the food Charlotte, my sister Niki & I were creating circuits for the children, they had to go over the bouncy mountain, weave around the bouncy trees and go through the bouncy tunnel, it was at this point I made a friend. A little girl named Freya, one of Samuel's friends younger sisters, took a shine to me and would only go over the bouncy mountain if I was there to catch her and spent most of the rest of the party shadowing me every where I went. As I was catching and bouncing Freya when she came down the bouncy mountain I felt I should offer it to all the children and before long I had a fan club of 5 and under girls insisting that I catch them despite being able to slide down by themselves, (all the boys declined my offer and went to play elsewhere). My wife found this hilarious and managed to prevent me from relaxing at any time and even at one point tried to trade me for a baby, (who happened to be Freya's younger brother, and very cute). I was not impressed!
 
There's more than one way to shave a dog!
Actually there's not. Found that out Sunday when we groomed Theo.
 

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Stuck in the mud/ Hot sauce?

Who knew that not having a job was so stressful?

It was Sunday, and my parents were coming round for a roast. My wife spent all morning preparing, she cooked the beef, made stuffing balls & pigs in blankets, prepared all the veg, made Yorkshire pudding mix and prepared some of her of her brilliant gravy. On the odd occasion she needed my help, I was thoroughly grumpy. I was stressed. My parents have a tendency to have arguments and I was worried that this would be one of those occasions. It wasn't, it was a very nice meal, topped off by watching Arsenal beat Tottenham 5-2, which made me a lot happier, if only temporarily.

Job-Seekers Allowance

Still no start date for my new job, so on Monday I started the process to claim Job-Seekers Allowance, I really didn't want to but I needed to. I spent the next couple of days worrying, completely unnecessarily, about my Job-Seekers interview. It was on Wednesday at 14:55, I arrived, eventually found the door and let them know I was there. I was shown to a waiting area and I started people watching. I realised at some point that I must stick out like a sore thumb, I was wearing smart shoes & a shirt while everyone else was wearing at least 1 item of sports clothing. I was seen by a man named Martin who took me through the process, assured me that I wouldn't be out of work for long and described me as a 'Model Customer' which made me feel a lot better.

Stuck in the mud.

Thursday morning arrived and after dropping my wife off at work I came home. I spent most of the morning on the PS3 before I realised that I was feeling sorry for myself and decided to do something constructive. 1st thing I did was to join Twitter, you can find me @AdamEGrant, but that was just phase 1. I decided that I needed to pace myself, after all Rome wasn't built in a day, so I made myself a list of jobs round the house to do on Friday and settled for taking the dog for a walk. We were out for over an hour and a half, we walked to the park where I took advantage of the unseasonably nice weather and the dog gambolled around, we walked round the park before going to meet the wife from work or that was the plan. It didn't work out like that. We saw an Alsatian, Theo, the dog, is scared of Alsatians so he got as far away from it as possible, he happened to walk into a boggy bit of the park and got stuck. Of course I had to rescue him. In doing so I got one of my shoes stuck, ended up hoping around to try and get my shoe back and then fell flat on my backside in the mud. So after a trip home, a quick wash for the dog and a change of clothes for me, we eventually met the wife halfway home.

Hot Sauce?

Thursday also happened to by my friend Rick's birthday and for a birthday surprise his fiancé, Sara, took him out for a meal and invited us along. We went to ChimiChanges. It was a nice night, although there were some trade description issues with the not-so-hot sauce.

It ends as it began.

So the week started with parents and it ends with parents. The in-laws this time and I managed to not be stroppy with Charlotte while she talked me through making her Spaghetti Bolognese. I had also buttered her up by surprising her with Moulin Rouge when she got home from work Friday night. My Saturday night was made a lot better by a phone call confirming that the issues around my new job had been resolved and I would be getting a call from my new boss on Monday to confirm my start date. The in-laws didn't stay very long as Richard, my father-in-law is suffering with a lot of pain in his hips and wanted to be comfortable in his own house.

A chilled out Sunday.

I was permitted a lay-in on Sunday, and when I did eventually wake up I didn't have anything I had to do. I chose to do some baking and made a fruit cake for myself and about 70 buns for my wife for herself and for her to take to work. We spent the rest of the day doing nothing and loving it.

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Yours from a Lazy Sunday Afternoon